Monday, January 14, 2008

"But What About Bob?"




"Smiling Bob Has To Be The Happiest Guy Alive."

Bob's the happiest guy alive and why shouldn't he be? In his own way he's living the dream. He's got the life. He's got the job. He's got the envy and admiration of all his friends. And he also has a very,very happy wife. Achieving all of this with his new found swelling of pride, which has been provided by his once a day male enhancement pill.

But unlike Bob, many were not blessed with the miraculous affects that the makers of Enzyte alleged to provide. Not only was Enzyte ineffective, the product was never scientifically tested, proving its enhancement capabilities. Which is a direct violation of FDA trade policies and also in violation of laws that prohibit false claims or deceptive advertising.

Steve Warshak is the owner of the five dietary supplement companies involved.These companies are all based in Cincinnati, OH, they are:The Wagner NutraceuticalsInc, Boland NaturalsInc, Berkeley Premium NutraceuticalsInc, Lifekey Inc, and the Warner Health Care Inc. Mr. Warshak, obviously a gambling man, never anticipated that the Attorney Generals of 18 states and Washington D.C. would be calling his bluff. Forcing him to cash in his chips to the tune of $5,000,000 and restitution to anyone deemed allegable.This multi-state settlement was announced by Attorney General Rob McKenna in 2006.

Enzyte even classified their product with a fake scientific name calling it,"suffragium asotis", claiming that it means, "better sex". That in itself is ludicrous because anyone with knowledge of Latin would know that,"Suffragium" means vote. And that," asotis " is not Latin. The main ingrediants are:

Tribulus terretris (punture vine)
Niacin
Panax Ginseng
Epimedium (horny goat weed)
Avena Sativa (oat)
Zinc Oxide
Lepidium meyenii (maca)
Muira puama
L-Arginine
Saw palmetto
These ingredients, if taken as a part of a daily regiment, are a combination to the perfect storm. But as an answer to male enhancement...it's the perfect placebo at best. Even now it seems that feelings are still mixed about this happy guy. I have always saw Bob for what he was...a brilliant advertising ploy, which left me entertained with it's crude style of,"Saturday Night live" humor.

After watching these commercials I have always wanted to ask Enzyte a question. If Enzyte worked so well for Bob's pride, how come his swimming trunks came off in the pool? Not trying to sound crude, but things didn't quite add up, if you know what I mean.

Just a few more words from,

AnotherDarkKnight

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